martes, 30 de abril de 2013

Día 29: Temporada 3, Episodio 1 "Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny"


I would have taken him down then if Venture hadn't hired a private army of ex-Navy Seal ninja witches to protect him. Also my memory is a little foggy, but I'm pretty sure he had a fucking tank.


Our numbers are ranks?

viernes, 26 de abril de 2013

Día 27: Temporada 2, Episodio 12 "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I)"

"But being a magic super hero that keeps chasing the same guy? It’s completely gay. That is coming from a guy that voluntarily has sex with men!"




Augh, dick move!

viernes, 19 de abril de 2013

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 3 WALK OF PUNISHMENT





Dos advertencias:


Este review no tiene chistes estúpidos a costa del pobre Jaime Lannister y su horrenda mutilación. Vayan a cagar.



Dos, y muy importante, hay spoiler, así que mejor vean el capítulo antes (er... y no lean la primera advertencia... ah.... a la mierda)


jueves, 18 de abril de 2013

BLOQUEADO


Lo siento chicos. Estoy BLOQUEADO. Seco. sin ideas, atontado, poco inspirado, nada creativo, ridículamente soso. Espero corregir esto, ya que es un problema en medio de la mega maratón de los Venture Brothers y debiendo un capítulo de Game of Thrones. Lo siento, ESPERO que pase pronto. Juro que cuando se pase, me pondré al día. Un beso.

martes, 9 de abril de 2013

Día 18: Temporada 2, Episodio 3 "Assassinanny 911"


"Get something straight, I am here only as a favor to that man whose feet you aren't even fit to kiss. I am not protecting your lives, I am saving his. Because by the time he gets back, you will no longer need a baby sitter. I'm going to turn you into men."



No woman no children!

jueves, 4 de abril de 2013

Día 15: Temporada 1, Episodio 13 "Return to Spider Skull Island"

"She´s attending an electronic music recital, she will be arriving home near midnight, I suspect, smeling mysteriously of cloves..."





Cómo en el anterior, no hay Opening, tenemos poco tiempo...


martes, 2 de abril de 2013

Día 12: Temporada 1, Episodio 11 "Past Tense"

"Hear me out Dean-o. You're a smart kid and all, but you're not a wartime consigliere."




Sip, es uno de ESOS capítulos...

Día 11: TEMPORADA 1, EPISODIO 10 "TAG SALE, YOU'RE IT!"



"Gentlemen, this is quite possibly the hottest situation most of you will be involved with. If any of you have any fears about death, any second thoughts about that beautiful new wife of yours screwing every guy you hate because you left her a widow, now is your chance to leave."




Es una fiesta de té privada...

lunes, 1 de abril de 2013