viernes, 31 de mayo de 2013

Día 52: Temporada 4, Episodio 11 "Every Which Way But Zeus"


"You get your blood back at the end of the summit. Unless the loss of life thing happens. Then we'll send your next of kin a big jug of blood and a very nice card."



Stop this fighting and fight one another! We wanna see you fight! Stop fighting and fight!

jueves, 30 de mayo de 2013

Día 51: Temporada 4, Episodio 10 "Pomp & Circuitry"

"Look, you don't want my life, Hank. This job's not all it's cracked up to be. I've been at this for over twenty years and what do I have to show for it? A metal plate in my chest, Vatican karate gorilla blood on my hands and a footlocker full of Manboro miles?




What are you talking about? Those kids have been around the globe more times than Gaëtan Dugas.


Día 50: Temporada 4, Episodio 9 "The Diving Bell Vs. The Butter-Glider"


"Honey, they're henchmen. You don't explain to them, they do your bidding. When you say "jump", they say, "what shark?"




He looks like a gorilla suit with nobody in it—wearing David Byrne's Stop Making Sense suit.

Día 49: Temporada 4, Episodio 8 "Pinstripes & Poltergeists"

"SPHINX!" (Sphinx!)




Boom! That's right! This is all happening!! You cannot change the channel now!


Día 48: Temporada 4, Episodio 7 "The Better Man"


"It's gonna be okay! I know a place where the native girls abound! A paradise of young women all waiting to venture into adventure with a Dean Venture! Get your coat!"




Home brain surgery!!

miércoles, 29 de mayo de 2013

Día 47: Temporada 4, Episodio 6 "Self-Medication"

"INo I'm taking the X-1 and I'm going to Thailand! Just for a little while. Just so I can buy a beautiful brown little boy-girl to keep in my room for when the urges come."




What happened? Did I just kill premature ejaculation?

Día 46: Temporada 4, Episodio 5 "The Revenge Society"


"I'm you from the future!! We have to finish our time machine before the angels of destruction find the portal!!"



Nah, I'm just messing with ya. Come with me, I need your help.

martes, 28 de mayo de 2013

Día 45: Temporada 4, Episodio 4 "Return to Malice"

"I'm only gonna say this once. I don't like you two. And if you ever, ever try to give me an order again I will kill you both and feed your tiny, rotting bodies to the neighborhood dogs!! Now what were you saying?"



OHHHH WHAT WOULD GIANT BOY DETECTIVE DO???!!

Día 44: Temporada 4, Episodio 3 "Perchance to Dean"


"Dean!! Noooo!! Oh my god it's side two of Dark Side of the Moon! He's in a Floyd hole!! Fill the tub with ice, now!!"



Hank, leave the man alone. Just because he's black doesn't mean he has the Shining.

lunes, 27 de mayo de 2013

Día 43: Temporada 4, Episodio 2 "Handsome Ransom"


"I suggest you follow them or your boys will follow the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla! Hahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHA... That's not as dark as it sounds in my head, is it?"




Apparently nobody ever told him what due process was.

lunes, 20 de mayo de 2013

Día 41: Temporada 3, Episodio 13 "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together II"

"To Brock Samson! Long live that blond-haired, buttercream frosted murder-cake!"



That's how you dress when you're not catwomaning around?!

Día 40: Temporada 3, Episodio 12 "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together I"


"Oh God, the lord, the strength of my salvation thou hast covered my head in the day of battle"


 This is worse than calling Orpheus.

Día 39: Temporada 3, Episodio 11 "ORB"


"Hold 'im up there, Kano! I don't care if he wets himself and your head; that boy is gonna see somebody die! And if he doesn't want it to be his father, he'll have to pull that trigger!"


Brought to you by SMOKING!

domingo, 19 de mayo de 2013

Día 38: Temporada 3, Episodio 10 "The Lepidopterists"

"You wanna, what, shoot him? And all his men and his wife? You could steal his cattle too, maybe burn his village down."


 I'M FLYING!!! MAKE A HAPPY SMILE!!

martes, 14 de mayo de 2013

Día 36: Temporada 3, Episodio 8 "Tears of a Sea Cow"


"Look at my life now. Hatred's become a job. I had true hatred with Venture, I didn't have to fake it! That sweet loathing just poured out of me whenever I saw his pathetic face! I just- I just- I just wanted to kick his ass! I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass! I wanted to build an empire to house the machine to kick his ass!!"


Don't jinx it!

lunes, 13 de mayo de 2013

Día 35: Temporada 3, Episodio 7 "What Goes Down Must Come Up"


"Boy the stuff you don´t know about me could fill a big ass book, maybe next time you´ll think twice about leaving me behind when you go visit your precious Master"


There was even talk of french toast! But there was none to be had...

Día 34: Temporada 3, Episodio 6 "Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman"

"Looks like I found my cure for impotence after all! Now if I could figure out a way to bottle that ass, I'd be a multi-millionaire!"



"I can bench press" la mejor frase para levantarse minas en la vida

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 6 THE CLIMB



Malditos sean HBO, por hacerme sentir simpatía por Joffrey

jueves, 9 de mayo de 2013

Día 33: Temporada 3, Episodio 5 "The Buddy System"

This isn't all about you, Hank. These kids wanna see Rusty Venture. Maybe when there's a cartoon called 'The Venture Brothers' it'll be different.


You don't look like Jesus, bro-

miércoles, 8 de mayo de 2013

Día 32: Temporada 3, Episodio 4 "Home Is Where The Hate Is"

"You know what's insane? The fact that you slept with a guy who read The Secret You want the Secret? Your ex-boyfriend's pathetic. Shh, don't tell anyone. Secret."



Hank, if the big man walks out of the burning cloud do not be afraid! That's Jesus!

martes, 7 de mayo de 2013

viernes, 3 de mayo de 2013

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 5 KISSED BY FIRE *DAT ASS EDITION

Mitad de temporada ya... sigh... el tiempo se pasa tan rápido...




Obviamente, cómo siempre, hay muchos spoilers del capítulo a continuación...


jueves, 2 de mayo de 2013

Día 30: Temporada 3, Episodio 2 "The Doctor Is Sin"



"Have you not the eyes to see what he is doing? I've touched his mind! His is the way of the serpent and the apple. He seduced your employer with the poisoned promises of a Faustian covenant, giving with one hand as he macerates your souls with the other! We must stop him at once!"



I am Doctor Henry Killinger and this... is my resume.