Día 29: Temporada 3, Episodio 1 "Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny"

I would have taken him down then if Venture hadn't hired a private army of ex-Navy Seal ninja witches to protect him. Also my memory is a little foggy, but I'm pretty sure he had a fucking tank.

Our numbers are ranks?

Día 28: Temporada 2, Episodio 13 "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part II)"

"Or I will destroy your ridiculous cocoon. And all inside."

I wish you both very much luck in your life together...what's left of it.

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 4 AND NOW HIS WATCH HAS ENDED

Sí, sí, ya sé, tardisimo....

Sin mucho preámbulo....

Día 27: Temporada 2, Episodio 12 "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I)"

"But being a magic super hero that keeps chasing the same guy? It’s completely gay. That is coming from a guy that voluntarily has sex with men!"

Augh, dick move!

Día 26: Temporada 2, Episodio 11 "¡Viva los Muertos!"

"PROSTITUUUUUUUUUUUUUTES!"

¿Where the hell did they put African America?!

Día 25: Temporada 2, Episodio 10 "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills"

"Semper fidelis tyranosaurus!"

But he knows nothing of honor or living by the sword!

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 3 WALK OF PUNISHMENT

Dos advertencias:

Este review no tiene chistes estúpidos a costa del pobre Jaime Lannister y su horrenda mutilación. Vayan a cagar.

Dos, y muy importante, hay spoiler, así que mejor vean el capítulo antes (er... y no lean la primera advertencia... ah.... a la mierda)

BLOQUEADO

Lo siento chicos. Estoy BLOQUEADO. Seco. sin ideas, atontado, poco inspirado, nada creativo, ridículamente soso. Espero corregir esto, ya que es un problema en medio de la mega maratón de los Venture Brothers y debiendo un capítulo de Game of Thrones. Lo siento, ESPERO que pase pronto. Juro que cuando se pase, me pondré al día. Un beso.

Día 24: Temporada 2, Episodio 9 "Guess Who's Coming to State Dinner?"

"My God! It´s full of stars!"

a penny for his thoughts...

Día 23: Temporada 2, Episodio 8 "Fallen Arches"

"There's something I feel I must do. Something... Torrid!"

Incluyendo al oso polar de LOST!

Día 22: Temporada 2, Episodio 7 "Love-Bheits"

"Everybody into the black box! It's indestructible!"

Bienvenidos a Ünderland!

Día 21: Temporada 2, Episodio 6 "Victor. Echo. November."

"Come on, Dad. I'm going on a date with... the Venture brothers."

No... no es Brock quien dice eso...

Día 20: Temporada 2, Episodio 5 "Twenty Years to Midnight"

"IGNORE ME!"

Bajandome la discografía de Jesus Jones y Ladysmith Black Mambazo...

Día 19: Temporada 2, Episodio 4 "Escape to the House of Mummies Part II"

"You're ready, Orpheus. Now get the hell out of this closet and go win that incredibly gay contest! Go! Go!"

¡Me muero por ver la tercera parte!

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 2: DARK WINGS DARK WORDS

Un día de retraso, sí ya sé ya sé, lo siento estaba esperando a que dejen de aplaudir

Día 18: Temporada 2, Episodio 3 "Assassinanny 911"

"Get something straight, I am here only as a favor to that man whose feet you aren't even fit to kiss. I am not protecting your lives, I am saving his. Because by the time he gets back, you will no longer need a baby sitter. I'm going to turn you into men."

No woman no children!

Día 17: Temporada 2, Episodio 2 "Hate Floats"

"I look like Santa's magic janitor."

durururu du dururu dururu du dururu....

Día 16: Temporada 2, Episodio 1 "Powerless in the Face of Dead"

"This Aztec calendar says today is your lucky day!"

La vida continúa...

Día 15: Temporada 1, Episodio 13 "Return to Spider Skull Island"

"She´s attending an electronic music recital, she will be arriving home near midnight, I suspect, smeling mysteriously of cloves..."

Cómo en el anterior, no hay Opening, tenemos poco tiempo...

Día 14: Temporada 1, Episodio 12 "The Trial of the Monarch"

"If I knew you could just call the cops on him I would have done it years ago!"

¡Mecha-Shiva!

Día 13: Temporada 1, Episodio Especial "A Very Venture Christmas"

"Oh thank God. I thought I turned into a complete [censored]."

Feliz Navidad... err...

Día 12: Temporada 1, Episodio 11 "Past Tense"

"Hear me out Dean-o. You're a smart kid and all, but you're not a wartime consigliere."

Sip, es uno de ESOS capítulos...

Día 11: TEMPORADA 1, EPISODIO 10 "TAG SALE, YOU'RE IT!"

"Gentlemen, this is quite possibly the hottest situation most of you will be involved with. If any of you have any fears about death, any second thoughts about that beautiful new wife of yours screwing every guy you hate because you left her a widow, now is your chance to leave."

Es una fiesta de té privada...

GAME OF THRONES: TEMPORADA 3, EPISODIO 1: VALAR DOHAERIS

POR FIN!

Día 10: TEMPORADA 1, EPISODIO 9 "ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME DEAN"

"Dean, I don't want you hanging around with Triana Orpheus any more. I don't approve of the way she dresses! Girls like that are usually on the dope. [gasps] Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum!? You can tell me, I'M HIP"

Una maravilla de la medicina moderna